Thought I'd give some helpful pointers to the true fishbum who owns a computer!
Follow these hot tips!
Crazy Uncle Larry's Hot Tips for Hot Blogs
First Section:
PHOTOS!
Remember, you don't need photo skills to be a real photographer.
If you don't own three gobro cameras, GO BUY THREE FUCKING GO BROS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. All the damn straps and attachments too!
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| DON'T WUSS OUT, BY A CANON and SEVEN GoBROS. |
Selfies- LOTS OF SELFIES! Never too many of them.
Grip and Grins/Hero Shots - Let the world know who's boss. Don't smile ya pussy. Make sure everybody knows how serious you take catch and release fly fishing, this is for survival after all.
Take Pictures of Everything! -You, your 'crew', your gobro cameras, take pics of that ripple! That goose that just looked like a riser! Take hero shots with every fish no matter the size, the beer at the car, then..
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| GLORIOUS PONY TAILS! |
... PUT EM ALL UP ON THE BLOG, BRO!
Don't wipe water off of the lens - EVER. Has to look 'legit' and 'gritty'.
Show lots of pics of patterns you've been tying, rename old patterns by swapping for a different kind of thread. Hopefully it catches on and the industry ships it over here to be learned by real pros.
Section Dos:
NAME DROPPING!
Always drop anybodies name. No matter who it is. #hashtag it!
#UNDERSHIRT
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| NO SMILING DICK |
Show the logos of all your favorite outdoor gear, don't forget to ##########hashf'nTagit!
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| THAT'S BETTER #SPORTSCOMPANY |
Section Cat:
CONTENT!
You don't worry about it, just let the photos do the talkin' hoss. You're a fuckin pro right?
Section Section:
VIDEOS!
Most important thing is to make a video, send it to all of your crew (cause they're in it bro!) The Drayke, This Is Bait, The Magazine of Journalized Fly Fishing.
DUBSTEP MUSIC. Use it.
Conclusion:
Now, as you can see from my excellent set of guidelines above, you'll be a "guide" (OF BLOGGING!) in no time! Next stop, becoming a TRUE FISHING PRO!
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